THINGS I THOUGHT WERE TRUE THAT ARE NOT TRUE 3
men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL
AU: When Harry arrived at Neville’s Christmas party he did not expect to run into old Professor McGonagall.
THE HOLY TRINITY
don’t you mean the UNHOLY trinity?
Come with me
And you’ll be
In a world of pure procrastination
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why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist
yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter”
what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady
Firefighters have really big egos trust me
Winter arrives early this fall. #OnceIsFrozen